The One Liners You Want to Say but Can’t

Libby Huffman · 11-07-2008 , 12:50 PM

You've probably restrained yourself from saying something awful at one time or another in the office. It may even eat at your brain all day, wishing you had the nerve to let it out. Take a break from beating yourself up with this list of one-liners we've all thought, but wouldn't dare say. View The Full Article

Stuart Wingate · 11-07-2008 , 01:47 PM

My favorite, "I'll file that under 'who gives a damn'"

Chrissy Scivicque · 11-07-2008 , 02:36 PM

I like:
Where's my 'hell no' stamp?

jord0205 · 11-07-2008 , 03:12 PM

I'm always thinking: "Did you really need to ask that dumb question?"

badgergirl · 11-07-2008 , 03:15 PM

I like the one from Tolkien "I know half of you half as well as I should like and I like half of you half as well as you deserve." So many days I want to say that!!

isabel · 02:03 PM

Good One! I think i'll use that one next time.

Jodith · 11-10-2008 , 02:21 PM

I like, "Where's my "Hell NO" stamp." I've had some requisitions come across my desk like that in the past.

tdonald · 11-10-2008 , 03:03 PM

"If you want my opinion, you will have to fill out the necessary forms."

And my all time favourite...
"A failure to plan on your part, does not constitute an emergency on mine."

insignificantxx · 11-13-2008 , 02:22 PM

To err is human. To forgive is not company policy.

"I cannot help but notice that there is not a problem between us that cannot be solved by your departure". ~Mark Twain

E_Napier · 04-10-2009 , 04:17 PM

I have one...

"Are you serious or am I on Punk'd?"

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11-07-2008 , 12:50 PM
Libby Huffman Offline Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 483	The One Liners You Want to Say but Can’t You've probably restrained yourself from saying something awful at one time or another in the office. It may even eat at your brain all day, wishing you had the nerve to let it out. Take a break from beating yourself up with this list of one-liners we've all thought, but wouldn't dare say. View The Full Article

11-07-2008 , 01:47 PM
Stuart Wingate Offline OfficeArrow VP, Marketing Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 87	Re: Weekend Wind Down: The One Liners You Want to Say but Can’t My favorite, "I'll file that under 'who gives a damn'"

11-07-2008 , 02:36 PM
Chrissy Scivicque Offline Managing Editor Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 813	Re: Weekend Wind Down: The One Liners You Want to Say but Can’t I like: Where's my 'hell no' stamp?

11-07-2008 , 03:12 PM
jord0205 Offline OA Expert Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 67	Re: Weekend Wind Down: The One Liners You Want to Say but Can’t I'm always thinking: "Did you really need to ask that dumb question?"

11-07-2008 , 03:15 PM
badgergirl Offline OA Expert Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 138	Re: Weekend Wind Down: The One Liners You Want to Say but Can’t I like the one from Tolkien "I know half of you half as well as I should like and I like half of you half as well as you deserve." So many days I want to say that!! __________________ Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet. Bob Dylan

11-10-2008 , 02:03 PM
isabel Offline OA Expert Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 8	Re: Weekend Wind Down: The One Liners You Want to Say but Can’t Good One! I think i'll use that one next time. Last edited by isabel; 11-10-2008 at 02:03 PM . Reason: 'Hell No' Stamp

11-10-2008 , 02:21 PM
Jodith Offline OA Expert Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 320	Re: Weekend Wind Down: The One Liners You Want to Say but Can’t I like, "Where's my "Hell NO" stamp." I've had some requisitions come across my desk like that in the past. __________________ Jodith Visit my blog to become a great Assistant Need a great Virtual Assistant? Follow me on Twitter!

11-10-2008 , 03:03 PM
tdonald Offline OA Spectator Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 1	Re: Weekend Wind Down: The One Liners You Want to Say but Can’t "If you want my opinion, you will have to fill out the necessary forms." And my all time favourite... "A failure to plan on your part, does not constitute an emergency on mine."

11-13-2008 , 02:22 PM
insignificantxx Offline OA Spectator Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 1	Re: Weekend Wind Down: The One Liners You Want to Say but Can’t To err is human. To forgive is not company policy. "I cannot help but notice that there is not a problem between us that cannot be solved by your departure". ~Mark Twain


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04-10-2009 , 04:17 PM
E_Napier Offline OA Expert Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 2	Re: Weekend Wind Down: The One Liners You Want to Say but Can’t I have one... "Are you serious or am I on Punk'd?"